if you cant convey yourself well in the foreign language, might as well use the vernacular. or, you can actually do taglish which is more entertaining than reading blogs written in crappy english..

excuse me, but these are just my insights.

im no english expert, but its quite obvious. im sure im not alone on this one...

in tagalog,

pag di nyo kayang ibahagi ng mabuti ang inyong mga saloobin sa wikang banyaga, marapat na lamang magfilipino o di kaya naman ay paghaluin ang wikang ingles at wikang tagalog. mas nkakaaliw itong basahin kaysa sa blogs na sinulat gamit ang panget na ingles..

**tama naman dba??

i was going through my cousin's blog entries, and this one actually made me laugh.. hahaha amishu jiggy. see you soon =)

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English Movie Titles You Should Definitely Not Translate in Tagalog!

1. black hawk down - ibong maitim sa ibaba
2. dead man's chest - dodo ng patay
3. i know what you did last summer - uyy... aminin!
4. love, actually - sa totoo lang, pag-ibig
5. million dollar baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate of the country)
6. the blair witch project - ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair
7. mary poppins - si mariang may putok
8. snakes on a plane - nag-ahasan sa ere
9. the postman always rings twice - ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang beses
10. sum of all fears - takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat
11. swordfish - talakitok
12. pretty woman - ganda ng lola mo
13. robin hood, men in tights - si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat
14. 4 weddings & a funeral - kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal, mamamatay ka rin
15. the good, the bad and the ugly - ako, ikaw, kayong lahat
16. harry potter and the sorcerer's stone - adik si harry, tumira ng shabu
17. click - isang pindot ka lang
18. brokeback mountain - may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala/bumigay sa bundok
19. the day of the death - ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay)
20. waterworld - basang-basa
21. there's something about mary - may kwan sa ano ni maria
22. employee of the month - ang sipsip
23. resident evil - ang biyenan
24. kill bill - kilitiin sa bilbil
25. the grudge - lintik lang ang walang ganti
26. nightmare before christmas - binangungot sa noche buena
27. never been kissed - pangit kasi
28. gone in 60 seconds - 1 round, tulog
29. the fast and the furious - ang bitin, galit
30. too fast, too furious - kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit
31. dude, where's my car - dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?
32. beauty and the beast - ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya
33. the lord of the rings - ang alahero

got this from jess.. hahaha anubaaaaa puro survey.

1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
- 2 days ago

2. What were you doing this morning at 8 am?
- nagising ako because someone texted me.

4. What are you wearing?
- pantulog shirt

5. Are you mad at anyone right now?
- no =)

6. Last person to say they loved you?
- daddy

7. Last time you kissed someone?
- ewan ko. hahaha =p

8. Do you know the words to the song on your Friendster/MySpace profile?
- yes

9. Last thing received in the mail?
- junk

11 . Have you ever had sex in a public place?
- no

12. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
- no din

13. How long is your hair?
- long :)

14. How many different drinks have you had today?
- water pa lang

1 5 . What have you eaten today?
- pandesal
 
16. Are you any good at math?
- try me...... 1+1=2   haha =)

17 . Do you have plans on Saturday
- work lang

18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
- no

19 . Do you prefer beer or liquor?
- nestle chuckie is the best policy =)

20. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
- yeah, more than that pa

21 . Do you like the ocean?
- yep

22 . Do you stay friends with your ex?
- puede din.. but don't expect me to approach him first.

23. What are you excited about?
- i'm excited to see my brother's baby, we all are =)

2 4 . What did you do last night?
- internet lang

25. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
- no

26. Where do you keep your change?
- wallet

27. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
- hehehe :p

28. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
- either  

29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
- forgot na.. i was at wency's place lang the whole day

30. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends list?
- what kind of kiss?? puro girls ung nasa featured friends ko sa friendster eh.

31. Whats the last movie you saw?
- 30 days of night

32. Whats your fave subject?
- math and speech class and taxation and banking =p

33. Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?
- no

34. Are you a lefty or righty?
- righty

35. How many friendster/myspace accounts do you have?
- one of each

36. What television shows do you watch?
- i dont watch tv

37. Do you want to go back to highschool?
- no

38. Is there any sport youre good at?
- i can swim, but i'm not that good..

39. What turns you on?
- secret **bleh!!

40. Which part of your girlfriend/boyfriends body do you like to smell?
- neck

41. Which state do you want to move out to?
- wala.

42. Are you of legal age?
- yes

43. Would you like to smoke?
- no

44. Whats your favorite color?
- pink

45. Which numbers do you like?
- 18

46. Whats the last song you heard online
- straight jacket feeling

47. Whats the last song you sang to someone you love?
- hate that i love you bwahahaha

48. Do you know how to cook?
- no..i just love to eat

49. Are you still a virgin?
- yes :p

50. Are you good in bed?
- BLEH!! =p

**kmsta naman at hanggang sa multiply ay may survey?? got this from kat..wahaha chweh!

50 THINGS ABOUT ME

1. How tall are you barefoot? - 5"5

2.Have you ever smoked? - NO

3. Do you own a gun? - nope but i want to  

4. Do you hate someone right now? - not actually hate..i just don't really like her.

5. Do you get nervous? - rarely

6. What do you think of hotdogs? - masarap

7. What's your favorite Christmas song? - i dont know the title =D

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? - water

9. Can you do push ups? - yes but i dont want to

10.Song currently playing? - PS i'm still not over you

11.What's your favorite piece of jewelry? - earrings

12. Do you like painkillers? - not that much

13. What is your secret weapon to lure the opposite sex? - hahaha. ewan ko. ask them =p

14. Do you own a knife? - no

15. Do you have H.I.V? - don't have

16. Name? - carla

17. Name 3 things u wanna do at this exact moment? - get something to eat. drink coffee. walk outside.

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought lately: - top sa topshop.gift for emmalee.movie ticket

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink: - water, nestle chuckie. caramel macchiato

20.What time did you wake up today? - i'm still awake.

22. Current worry? - nothing. worrying is a sin *bleh! haha

24.Favorite place to be? - in his arms hehe

25. Least favorite place to be? - sm malls hehe

26. Where would you like to go? - disneyland

27. Do you own slippers? -  =)

28. What shirt are you wearing? - white pantulog shirt

29.fave band of all time? - freestyle. parokya ni edgar. bambooo!!! =p

30. Favorite color/s? - pink red black beige green etc etc

31.Would you like to be a pirate? - no

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? - i can hardly remember.

33. What songs do you sing in the shower? - hate that i love you

34.What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? - seriously, wala.. kse i dont get scared easily.

35.What's in your pocket/s right now? - none

36. Last thing that made you laugh? - jokes ni jinky hehe

37. are you in love? - why should i be?

38.Worst injury you've ever had? - some "unworthy" heartache...chwehh!!!

39. Who is your loudest friend? - i dont know.

40.what's your computer wall paper? - picture of "us"

41. what's your favorite song of all time? - indescribable

42.Who is your most silent friend? - si louella ata =)

43.last movie watched? - 30 days of night

44. What is your favorite book? - tuesdays with morrie, i kissed dating goodbye, saving my first kiss

45.What is your favorite chocolate - ferero, hersheys extra creamy

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? - from this moment hehe

48.What were you doing 12 AM last night? - i was on my way home.

49. What was the First thing you did today? - go online

50. What was the last thing you did the day before yesterday? - reading a text message from an unknown person who was asking me who i am..stupid.

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WRITE EXACTLY WHATS ON YOUR MIND, AND DON'T CHANGE IT.

1. Your ex and you
= we're not together anymore...and so?! the hell i care.

2. Listening to
= your body is a wonderland

3. Maybe I should
= stop thinking of some crap.

4. I love
= boracay.

5. Chocolate
= makes me feel better.

6. I don't understand
= why and how "it" happened..hmmmm

7. I have lost my respect for
= someone who used to be so important in my life..chweh!!!!

8. I last ate
= nutella...love love love it! =)

9. The meaning of my display name is
= my name

10. God
= is my refuge and strength

11. Someday
= someone's guna love me..the way i wanted you to need me...someday, someone's guna take your place... ---- oo nga, that's what came into my mind first too haha =p

12. I will always remember
= that i cannot please everybody and that i wasn't born to do so.

13. Love
=    will keep us alive hahaha

14. I never ever want to lose
= my family and my closest close friends

15. My MySpace is
= not really updated

16. Tomorrow I will
= hibernate again

17. Simple kisses
= from a "friend" actually makes my day

18. I wish
= that i'm somewhere far far away

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1.Have you said "I love you" today?
- no

2. What's one thing you actually remember about PREp?
- i was really really quiet..hahaha san ka pa!

3. Did you cry at your graduation or smile because you were glad it was over?
- crying is actually a big thing for me..i super rarely cry

4. favorite movies?
- the notebook, tristan and isolde, pride and prejudice

5. What's the last thing you think about before going to sleep at night?
- i dont think of it, it just gets into my mind.. whatta crap talaga.

6. What are your nicknames?
- carlita. carliloola. bianca. caloy

7. How do you calm down when your extremely angry?
- i dont do anything right away when i'm angry..that's silly. i just wouldn't speak.

8. A movie or a long walk in the beach on a date? - i want both =D

9. What are 3 of the first things you notice in a guy/girl?
- personality, the way he speaks, height

10. Would you ever date someone covered in tats and piercings?
- not actually covered

11. Would you want a house at the beach or in the mountains?
- beach!

12. What are 2 of your favorite colors?
- pink and green

13. What time is it right now? - 557am

14. What's your zodiac sign? - virgo 

15. Are you a party animal or someone who prefers to stay in a quiet place?
- i just want to eat or have coffee

16. Do you prefer dogs or cats?
- dogs

17. Would you drive 100 miles for the one you love?
- of course golf course =)

18. Does love really make you act crazy?
- it sometimes makes me do crazy things haha

19. Are you brave enough to tell a guy/girl you like him/her?
- why not

20. What do you usually do when you're starting to fall for some guy/girl?
- i don't do anything hahaha

21. Have you ever had diarrhea and vomited at the same time?
- nope

22. Do you like shrimp or crab legs better?
- i love shrimp =)

23. How do babies make you feel?
- i love them

24. Who is the last person you high-fived?
- tat

25. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
- yep haha

26. Do you think you're attractive?
- oo naman!!...hahaha ang kumontra pangeeeeeeet!!

27. Have you ever flown a kite?
- yes but it just wouldn't fly..i wonder why (nag-rhyme haha)

28. Do you consider yourself successful?
- not yet

29. Where is your cellphone?
- i dont know. i'll find it later

30. what do you usually do when you're sad?
- i eat chocolates. i watch a movie. i eat out.

31.what are your plans for today?
- i'm gonna watch basketball

32. what's the last thing you often do before going to bed?
- nagiinternet

How do I breathe
How do I breathe 
Feels so different being here
I’m so used to being next to you
Life for me is not the same
There's no one to talk to
Don’t know why I let it go too far
Starting over it’s so hard
Seems like everywhere I try to go
I keep thinking of you
I just had a wakeup call
Wishing that I never let you fall
Baby you're not to blame at all
When I’m the one that pushed you away
Baby if you knew I care
You never would’ve went nowhere
Girl I should have been right there

How do I breathe
Without you here by my side
How will I see
When your love brought me to the light
Where do I go
When your heart's where i lay my head
When you're not with me
How do I breathe
How do I breathe

Girl i’m losing my mind
Yes i made a mistake
Thought that you would be mine
Guess the joke was on me
I miss you so bad i cant sleep
I wish i knew where you could be
Another dude is replacing me
Girl this cant be happening

I just had a wakeup call
Wishing that i never let you fall
Baby you're not to blame at all
When i’m the one that pushed you away
Baby if you knew i care
You never would have went nowhere
Girl i should have been right there
and i wonder

How do i breathe
Without you here by my side
How will i see
when your love brought me to the light
Where do i go
When your heart's where i lay my head
When you're not with me
How do i breathe

How do i breathe
I cant get over you no
Baby i don't wanna let go
Girl you need to come home
Back to me
Cause girl you made it hard to breathe
When you're not with me
Tell me

How do i breathe
Without you here by my side
How will i see
When your love brought me to the light
Where do i go
When your heart's where I laid my head
When you're not with me
How do I breathe
How do I breathe
Tell me

What's up?
I know we haven't spoken for a while
But I was thinkin about you
And it kinda made me smile
So many things to say
And I'll put em in a letter
But it might be easier
The words might come out better
How's your mother, how's your little brother?
Does he still look just like you?
So many things I wanna know the answers to
Wish I could press rewind
And rewrite every line
To the story of me and you

Don't you know I've tried and I've tried
To get you out my mind
But it don't get no better
As each day goes by
And I'm lost and confused
I've got nothin to lose
Hope to hear from you soon
P.S. I'm still not over you
Still not over you

Excuse me, I really didn't mean to ramble on
But there's a lot of feelings that remain since you've been gone
I guess you thought that I would put it all behind me
But it seems there's always somethin right there to remind me
Like a silly joke, or somethin on the t.v.
Boy it aint easy
When I hear our song
I get that same old feeling
Wish I could press rewind
Turn back the hands of time
And I shouldn't be telling you

Don't you know I've tried and I've tried
To get you out my mind
But it don't get no better
As each day goes by
And I'm lost and confused
I've got nothin to lose
Hope to hear from you soon
P.S. I'm still not over you
Still not over you

Did you know I kept all of your pictures
Don't have the strength to part with them yet
Oh no....
Tried to erase the way your kisses taste
But some things a girl can never forget

Don't you know I've tried and I've tried
To get you out my mind
But it don't get no better
As each day goes by
And I'm lost and confused
I've got nothin to lose
Hope to hear from you soon
P.S. I'm still not over you
Still not over you

I've been awake for a while now
You got me feelin like a child now
Cause every time I see your bubbly face
I get the tingles in a silly place

It starts in my toes
And I crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

The rain is falling on my window pane
But we are hiding in a safer place
Under covers staying safe and warm
You give me feelings that I adore

It starts in my toes
Make me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

What am I gonna say
When you make me feel this way
I just mmmmm

It starts in my toes
Makes me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

I've been asleep for a while now
You tuck me in just like a child now
Cause every time you hold me in your arms
I'm comfortable enough to feel your warmth

It starts in my soul
And I lose all control
When you kiss my nose
The feeling shows
Cause you make me smile BABY
Just take your time now
Holdin me tight

Wherever wherever wherever you go
Wherever wherever wherever you go

Wherever you go
I always know
Cause you make me smile
Even just for a while...

I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why, for
some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifests, extending to that
niche where I was given life and growth, that because of austerity I was
made separated from??

- Inday, hindi makatulog dahil nahohomesick

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I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the downpour
of rain should’ve made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue I have for
you cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what I feel for you
is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, true romance.

- Inday, nageemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si Dodong, ang
boyfriend niya

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AMO: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla inglesira ka? Would you
please purchase many fishes for our this week's meals?

INDAY: Judging from your statement I believe you meant a variety of fish.
The term fishes, although rarely and even erroneously used, connotes a
plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled
creatures. But the more pressing questions before I traversed the road to
the wet market would be: What certain type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen
or just right smack the day's catch? (Pauses) Aaah? by manner of careful
extrapolation, given the meager budget in this houshold's quasi-peasant
middle class taste, I assume then I will source the staple? galewng-gowng?.
Am I correct?

AMO: Leche!

INDAY: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then the ba-ngooz, is it!

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La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar. Puede
usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su compradora avido diario por
favor?

- si Inday tumatawad sa merkado ng isinama siya ng amo sa España

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* Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosa rice
(red avriety) and apricot sauce
* Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive olive
* Lychee and peach salad with sour cream cheese topped with lemon zests

- baon ni Junior sa DayCare na inihanda ni Inday


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Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck did just landed on my cutie top? I mean I've
spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I'll have this
eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!?

- reaksyon ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia

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Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino
delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic
process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the
harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the market?

- banat ni Inday kung bakit walang “kangkong” sa nilutong sinigang

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Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor of heat,
which is the steel, causing the Oriza Sativa, which is the scientific name
of rice, to change its state of color, smell as well as the taste.


- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing


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Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!

- si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate (Taray talaga ni Inday!)


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Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to
the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including
histamine and prostaglandins. These substances result to increase
circulation to the site promoting redness.

- sagot ni inday nung tanungin ni sir kung bakit may rashes si Junior

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Dear Mom,

Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed moments ago.
Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he
had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by the principal of his
shabbily run academe. Oh such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never thought being
a governess can be such a strenuous employ.

Your daughter,
Inday


Dear Inday,

Aba anak, magpadala ka ng pera! Kailangang kailangan namin Nasa ospital

nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!

Tatay


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Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one's
body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from
our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had.


- sabi ni Inday sa amo noong humingi siya ng dayoff

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MISIS: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sirang silya?

INDAY: I have computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell, and the
value in use using projections for 5 years and a pre-tax discount rate.
Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair.
This in accordance with PAS18 on Revenue, PAS16 on Property, Plant, and
Equipment, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets!

MISIS: Inday please..maawa ka..utang na loob…

Galing sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo…


AMO: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke,  at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?

INDAY: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.

AMO: [nosebleed]

Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo at nakitang me bukol si junior.

AMO: Bakit me bukol si junior?

INDAY: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

AMO: [nosebleed ulit]

Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.

AMO: Bakit maalat ang ulam?

INDAY: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

AMO: [nosebleed na naman]

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DONYA: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

INDAY: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

DONYA: [hinimatay]

Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal's office dahil di makapunta ang amo at donya.

PRINCIPAL: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.

INDAY: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!

PRINCIPAL: [nag resign]

Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.

AMO: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

INDAY: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.

AMO: [naglagay ng tampon sa ilong]

Pagkatapos ng isang buwan...

AMO: Ano ginagawa mo sa sweldo mo na Php2k pwera sa magpadala ka ng Php1k sa magulang mo?

INDAY: I just buy 2 caramel frap cream based venti and 3 cinamon swirl in starbucks every day-off which is every sunday!

AMO: [Naiyak!]

Nang nanood na ng TV si Inday. Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

JUNIOR: Bakit kaya sya umalis?

INDAY: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.

JUNIOR: [patuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]

Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ng kapitbahay, gusto maki pag-sex.

INDAY: It's not that I don't like you. It's just that I feel we're still too young to entertain thoughts of fornication in the domicile of our employers. In fact, it's very immature to insinuate that I don't reciprocate your emotions just because I decline to perform an act of coitus with you.

Di nagla-on, di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong.

INDAY: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations. The way you smile is
the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to
love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!"

DODONG: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any affections for you are somewhat
half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my
daily recreation. Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself"

Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.

BASURERO (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing
because maybe someday you'll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you've been
wishing for to stay.

Narinig ang lahat ng ito ng amo ni inday.

AMO: [nagpakamatay]