Galing sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo…
AMO: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?
INDAY: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.
AMO: [nosebleed]
Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo at nakitang me bukol si junior.
AMO: Bakit me bukol si junior?
INDAY: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
AMO: [nosebleed ulit]
Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.
AMO: Bakit maalat ang ulam?
INDAY: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
AMO: [nosebleed na naman]
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DONYA: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!
INDAY: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.
DONYA: [hinimatay]
Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal's office dahil di makapunta ang amo at donya.
PRINCIPAL: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.
INDAY: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!
PRINCIPAL: [nag resign]
Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.
AMO: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
INDAY: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.
AMO: [naglagay ng tampon sa ilong]
Pagkatapos ng isang buwan...
AMO: Ano ginagawa mo sa sweldo mo na Php2k pwera sa magpadala ka ng Php1k sa magulang mo?
INDAY: I just buy 2 caramel frap cream based venti and 3 cinamon swirl in starbucks every day-off which is every sunday!
AMO: [Naiyak!]
Nang nanood na ng TV si Inday. Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.
JUNIOR: Bakit kaya sya umalis?
INDAY: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.
JUNIOR: [patuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]
Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ng kapitbahay, gusto maki pag-sex.
INDAY: It's not that I don't like you. It's just that I feel we're still too young to entertain thoughts of fornication in the domicile of our employers. In fact, it's very immature to insinuate that I don't reciprocate your emotions just because I decline to perform an act of coitus with you.
Di nagla-on, di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong.
INDAY: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations. The way you smile is
the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to
love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!"
DODONG: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any affections for you are somewhat
half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my
daily recreation. Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself"
Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.
BASURERO (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing
because maybe someday you'll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you've been
wishing for to stay.
Narinig ang lahat ng ito ng amo ni inday.
AMO: [nagpakamatay]
