I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why, for
some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifests, extending to that
niche where I was given life and growth, that because of austerity I was
made separated from??
- Inday, hindi makatulog dahil nahohomesick
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I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the downpour
of rain should’ve made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue I have for
you cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what I feel for you
is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, true romance.
- Inday, nageemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si Dodong, ang
boyfriend niya
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AMO: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla inglesira ka? Would you
please purchase many fishes for our this week's meals?
INDAY: Judging from your statement I believe you meant a variety of fish.
The term fishes, although rarely and even erroneously used, connotes a
plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled
creatures. But the more pressing questions before I traversed the road to
the wet market would be: What certain type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen
or just right smack the day's catch? (Pauses) Aaah? by manner of careful
extrapolation, given the meager budget in this houshold's quasi-peasant
middle class taste, I assume then I will source the staple? galewng-gowng?.
Am I correct?
AMO: Leche!
INDAY: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then the ba-ngooz, is it!
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La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar. Puede
usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su compradora avido diario por
favor?
- si Inday tumatawad sa merkado ng isinama siya ng amo sa España
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* Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosa rice
(red avriety) and apricot sauce
* Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive olive
* Lychee and peach salad with sour cream cheese topped with lemon zests
- baon ni Junior sa DayCare na inihanda ni Inday
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Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck did just landed on my cutie top? I mean I've
spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I'll have this
eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!?
- reaksyon ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia
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Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino
delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic
process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the
harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the market?
- banat ni Inday kung bakit walang “kangkong” sa nilutong sinigang
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Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor of heat,
which is the steel, causing the Oriza Sativa, which is the scientific name
of rice, to change its state of color, smell as well as the taste.
- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing
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Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
- si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate (Taray talaga ni Inday!)
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Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to
the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including
histamine and prostaglandins. These substances result to increase
circulation to the site promoting redness.
- sagot ni inday nung tanungin ni sir kung bakit may rashes si Junior
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Dear Mom,
Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed moments ago.
Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he
had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by the principal of his
shabbily run academe. Oh such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never thought being
a governess can be such a strenuous employ.
Your daughter,
Inday
Dear Inday,
Aba anak, magpadala ka ng pera! Kailangang kailangan namin Nasa ospital
nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!
Tatay
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Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one's
body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from
our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had.
- sabi ni Inday sa amo noong humingi siya ng dayoff
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MISIS: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sirang silya?
INDAY: I have computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell, and the
value in use using projections for 5 years and a pre-tax discount rate.
Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair.
This in accordance with PAS18 on Revenue, PAS16 on Property, Plant, and
Equipment, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets!
MISIS: Inday please..maawa ka..utang na loob…
ahahaha!!! adik ka bading.. 
